Do you know why people say Brad Pitt is so good looking? It is because his features are all balanced. It’s true. I read it in the shredded newspaper when I was going to the toilet. Now, that explains why I am so handsome too. Look at my features. The eyes, the whiskers, the markings… all perfectly balanced. Have you ever seen such a beautiful cat? I love food and I am very playful. I think you will enjoy having me in your family! After all, who wouldn’t want a handsome cat in their family? (and a cat that can read too!--ok, maybe not!)